Sincerely, Fuck You

Dear Criminals,
Please stop breaking into my car,
There is nothing Left. Also, I understand
Taking the stereo & Cos, but what are you going to do with my
Registration, and why did you break
My ocarina? It was a present, dick.

Try again and I’ll go Gordon Freeman
On your ass. That’s right, I’m
Camping behind some crates right
Now, watching you read this.

Sincerely,
Fuck you